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The house elf has abandoned me, Update

I cleaned and I cleaned and I cleaned on Wednesday.
But the house elf never came.
I did get some assistance from my helper, Willow. She graciously took longer naps than usual (probably because Daddy was being super-boring), and that helped me get the job done.
It took all day, but I finished.
The house is clean.
No thanks to the house elf.
Today, I recuperate. Willow is getting lots of Daddy Time.
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  1. Kate G. SmithNovember 10, 2011 at 10:21 AM

    If I ever get my hands on a house elf, you can rent mine.

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  2. Brian DunnNovember 10, 2011 at 10:34 AM

    Here's the thing: There used to be a house elf. He used to show up at least once a week before I started staying home. He showed up for many years (well, from the time Cherish and I moved in together; he didn't come around when I was living single). But on Aug. 1, he vanished. Poof. He was gone.

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